You make pigs smoke. You're joking! Partridge only draws his words of wisdom from the best sources. Which is French for water. On now as we look at a fantastic year for - I'm going to be sick again. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. A sudden shot of fear ripped through my pre-pubic body. Peter Linehan: We haven't met but I liked your chat show. You might want to read your Daily Express. In Series 1, Lynnsrepeated attempts to sabotage Alans evening with Jill are apparent, and her reasons for her loyalty in the face of so little money her salary eventually rises to 9,500 could easily be based in romance. Nevertheless, nice song. I've not thought it through, Lynn. Alan Partridge: Oh, I know, I am a bit mad. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway. Share; Comments; News. Enjoy it. Either way, one of us is falling apart. 25. Do you know what this room tells me? Aqua. By. she is 14 years younger than me. Tony Hayers: [Holds his hands up] No, I'm sorry, no! A, a glittering year ahead. [Alan gets up from his seat and thrusts the cheese into Tony Hayers' face]. . Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. The man was a perfect gentleman. No! I wanted to see Roger Moore take on Fiona Fullerton. He comes out. 1 on Billboard 200 Billboard. Usually, I avoid opening boxes I dont recognise ever since, Meanwhile, for those of you on crowded public transport who chose not to say the words aloud, youll feel no different, and thats your own fault because, as I say, you lack class and are assholes., Aha!" [Alan wipes a little bit off his cheek and licks it. You know, we intersperse it with their favourite pop songs, make it light-hearted, you know, give them a platform, you've got to keep the energy up, because [Tony shakes his head, horrified] You don't like it? 18. An egg still in its shell looks good but Its from the 90s.. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, From the Oasthouse: The Alan Partridge Podcast. I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. [Alan is being shown around a new house] Estate Agent: Living room. 8. Gladiators Jet to host a Millennium Barn Dance at Yeovil Airfield. Correctly watched. And I did. Bounce Back: A Book That Has Been Described As Lovely Things. But for the time being at least they have each other. Alan Partridge: I've seen the big-eared boys on farms. Before the first series of Im Alan Partridge in 1997, the actress had appeared in a number of roles in comedy programmes, and shed even worked with Coogan, appearing in an episode of the anthological Coogans Run. I respond in kind, dragging my fingernails across my fundament in a frenzied jerking motion. 126. Bang! By NME Blog. Alan Partridge: I'm getting the hang of this! Alan Partridge: Very cheap to make. Michael: So, are we having the full English breakfast? Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. Alan Partridge: It's Valentine's Day today, and love is in the air? Part of HuffPost Entertainment. What a great song. I am standing by a graveside, the wind whistling through my hair like a wind whistle. Its Chemex. 2. This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33, now this little baby can cope with anything, and I mean anything. ", 8. Watch him in action at the wheel below By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. sufferers about the condition. I am 47 years old; my girlfriend is 33 years old. Kids like to go to the zoo but the beasts I like to look at are made of zinc galvanised steel - they're cars. Alan Partridge: [Opening a file] Right, OK. Shoestring, Taggart, Spender, Bergerac, Morse. Mind if I have a go? Alan Partridge: Thank you for being this morning's farmer. How are you? Alan Partridge: I think he'll be a bit tougher than that, Lynn. On the perfect Valentine's Day: "That is the best Valentine's I've had in eight years." And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? On the best way to get over heartbreak: "The day after I confronted her, Carol said she wanted to clear her head so moved out just before Christmas. Lynn isprobably the only person that Alan has been close to in his life for longer than a few months, and while that might sound like a good thing, it also means shes also the only person hes comfortable in controlling and manipulating. Alan Partridge: Keep the penny, you've got a gun. The submarine's being eaten by a a giant tanker." You couldnt make it up. Login . Jesus. Tony Hayers: [laughs] No! Enjoy it. Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. "My bottom is itchy so I stop in the middle of the landing and scratch it lightly. She's my favourite. Still, good news about the chocolate oranges. Goodreads helps you follow your favorite authors. 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About Felicity Montagu OK, uh small-talk. 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes. You may or may not want to deploy these in real life. Alan Partridge: Excellent. Lynn's in-character response is that the ratings for his show started badly and got worse. Other names Susan: [With a sunny smile] Good morning, Alan, how are you today? A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - Alan Partridge: You smiled then, Lynn.Lynn: No, I didn't.Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. That's all I wanted to know. paradise, something Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesnt quite fit his blind worldview. But this isn't BritainThis is der Autobahn! 19. [they lean in close to each other, face to face]. Alan Partridge: If you think you can upstage Jill by wearing that you're very much mistaken. Norwich's favourite son Alan Partridge returns to our screens tonight presenting a new chat show spoofing the likes of The One Show. You've been sacked. No, I'm basically saying I'm going to be checking out at the end of the week. Alan Partridge : I'm not driving a Mini-Metro, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. People may associate it with me. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway. Strawberries and cream. What a great song. I mean, people forget that traders need access to *DIXONS*! Michael: Right. and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. Rate this quote: (0.00 / 0 votes) 1,977 Views Share your thoughts on this Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa's quote with the community: 0 Comments Notify me of new comments via email. By the time the giant hair dryer came on, I was in the footwell. She's living with a fitness instructor. Either way it's incest. Do you want to want to smell it? Maybe you're here tonight with a wife or an old flame. But not too informal; it's not Nigel Pinsent's "In Depth", but neither is it Wally Banter's Junk-Box. Alan Partridge: Yes, please. Alan Partridge: Well, that's not really gold, is it? Alan Partridge: Why are you wearing that snazzy cardigan? Here are some of the finest Partridge words of wisdom: On his drinking habits: "All. . We haven't got a second series, I just didn't have the guts to say that earlier. Its a delicious relief but I know its merely stoking the irritation. Despite this, Lynn was personable and socially adept (unlike her client), and was clearly well-liked by the employees of Linton Travel Tavern. That is the icing on the cake. But I peck, overall a very good effort, seven against ten. Others attempted to subvert my Alan Partridge quotes by hitting me with The Simpsons quotes, because I forgot that it mentions my deep, unwavering love for The Simpsons in my Tinder bio, so, oops. It sums up the frustration of a Sunday, doesnt it? Alan after sex: "Well Sonja that was classic intercourse. Alan Partridge: Jill. Alan: "Thanks a lot! In tennis, if you win a rally, you get 15 points for the first or second rallies youve won in that game, or 10 for the third, with an indeterminate amount assigned to the fourth rally other than the knowledge that the game is won, providing one player is two 10-point (or 15-point) segments clear of his opponent. Alan Partridge: Oh God, no, no, I'm old enough to be her father! and has combined these two passions at festivals from Iceland to Malawi and beyond. You're not ordinary, you're French! What a year it's been for Dante. Bookmark. Id spend hours in HMVs, Virgin Megastores and second-hand record shops staffed by greasy-haired 40-year-olds dressed as 20-year-olds, listening to contemporary music of every genre Britrock, heavy maiden, gang rap, brakebeat. Oh God. Go on. Oh, very busy. An interesting take on an otherwise iconic song. Alan Partridge: Yep, fair point. Some of the most unhappy times of my life have been with my children. Alan Partridge: Whoa! She's my PA. Hard-worker, but there's no affection. That's terrible. But first I'd take out the labs and then I'd type into the attack computer 'Mr Cragg, chemistry teacher'. Lynn: [to Jill] We're in the same area, I wondered if you'd like to take a taxi back with me, you know, make a saving? He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign., I woke with a start. Lynn Benfield: I picked up these brochures for the new Metro. With one hand braced against the wall, Im now grabbing and clawing at the angry aperture, slashing and scraping in a bid to ease the sensation. In fact, it's happened, it's over, it's already happened, you are a sacked man. I think I should say The best of the Beatles. Alan Partridge: Ah, that is the best Valentine's Day I've had in eight years. Alan Partridge: No, Jill will be sleeping with me tonight. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Its like being inside a huge Foxs Glacier Mint, which, again, is a bonus to me. Superb. 28. Marvel Studios producer wants the franchise to last forever? Alan Partridge: Yeah, it's vulcanised rubber, which means it won't perish. Alan Partridge: It's alright. Top Alan Partridge Lynn Quotes Appearance rules the world. Even more exciting, it has now been confirmed that Alans loyal yet long-suffering PA Lynn Benfield will also be returning for the new chat spoof. That's English for stop a horse! Partridge has a unique idea for a TV show that Jet herself would have been a party to. [He laughs and leaves the room], [He shuts the door. [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything]. Alan during various sporting events: "Eat my goal!" / "That was liquid football.". Alan Partridge: Yeah, well, that's not good enough. No! Alan puts his hands on his hips with his legs apart, puffs up his cheeks and makes a farting sound]. Alan Partridge: I used to think "Ooohh she's nicer than my wife.". ", 7. Alan Partridge: Uh, uh "A Partridge Amongst The Pigeons". Lynn Benfield I'd gan back to school. Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. Michael: [Speaking too quickly] Ye knaw, what ah reckon is that, if they had the'selves proper jobs, they wouldn't be up to all this, y'know, larkin' every night. [he raises his hands like a monster in an old horror film], [she shrieks and laughs. Like little tears, little wax tears dripping from your ears because they're sad. Partridge has a unique way of testing toilet durability while advertising a boating business. If you're ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say 'My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry I'm late, I just popped to the toilet. Alan Partridge: We take fat people from the inner cities, put them in big nappies, and then get them to throw each other out of a circle that we draw with chalk on the ground. Later we'll be taking dedications for anyone wrongly turned down for planning permission. 25 of the most 'textbook' Alan Partridge quotes. Steve Coogan was only 26 when he first played the role in Episode 1 of the satirical news program On the Hour on BBC Radio 4 in the UK. Look at that: not even listening. Have you had your breakfast this morning, Robert? The guy was obviously talented. And a broken home is not an excuse for evil. And he turns round with his gun and then he does a backward somersault off this ramp, and he, he lands on his feet - I'm not sure why, but he's not showing off. As far as I'm concerned, Neil Diamond will always be King of the Jews. In many ways, Lynn is the unsung hero of the Partridge saga. A tough guy! In fact, it's happened, it's over, it's already happened, you are a sacked man. [Alan's employees leave the building by climbing down the outside fire escape stairway]. During his days at Linton Travel Tavern in the first season of I am Alan Partridge, our hero was often bored. Details beloved Britons such as Intermediate and Peep Show. Let me tell you something about the Titanic, people forget, people forget that on the Titanic's maiden voyage there were over 1000 miles of uneventful, very pleasurable cruising before it hit the iceberg! [He turns to another page] OK, right. Swallow is a detective who tackles vandalism. Tony Hayers: [laughing and shaking his head] No, no, it's a bad idea. Alan Partridge: Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. You've been sacked. The latest on your favourite shows and stars delivered straight to your inbox. "Lynn, I've pierced my foot on a spike!" Easily the most gruesome moment in Partridge history. 20052023 Mashable, Inc., a Ziff Davis company. Too late Nobody does it half as good as you, baby you're the best! Aha! Bit of a maverick, not afraid to break the law if he thinks it's necessary. I love this house. August knocked the trend for downturn in fireplace sales. Wretched.. 6. Now, first award tonight is for best Christ. You're suffering from minor women's whiplash! Michael: Me, I'd, I-I-I'd have an, an Apache attack helicopter. Follow me , and you know I followed them for about 200 yards across the sand dunes. Mashable is a registered trademark of Ziff Davis and may not be used by third parties without express written permission. [Alan walks into the Linton Travel Tavern and goes up to the reception desk, singing Queen's "Killer Queen"]. And there's a man there and he's Russian - he's got eyebrows, you know - and he's on the phone going, "What, a whole submarine? You like to stick to your own. I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the pinnacle of his Blue Peter career. Knowing me, Alan Partridge, sacking you, Glenn Ponder. My father died on 15 February, and has now been buried. Join. Would you like a Cuban cigar, Tony? Jill: "Yeah, alright then. I said. I'm not retreating, Pat's tugging me off. This is der Autobahn! Pat Farrell: I used to dream about growing old with someone I love. getty images He really is. Alan Partridge: Get rid of her, Lynn, she's a drunk and a racist! Fires. Something to pitch to Tony Hayers at BBC lunch, Friday. Well, there ruddy well should be. Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now f*** off! Satisfying? I've had enough of that! Alan Partridge: No, that's a bit too far-fetched. Which is French for water. And, er, he's just skiing along like that, and they start shooting at him, and he goes, "Right! You feed beef burgers to swans. Which is more than could be said for me, for I was an only child. long time I've got a list. Like the Cook Report, but with a more slapstick approach. But theres no affection, maintains Alan. The plague started from a mal-attended surface. But Im Alan Partridge was to be her first major, recurring comedy role, and one that she really made her own. ", 13. . "Alan Attack!". I would've taken it off sooner but I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of Norfolk's most sun-tanned child. I think I'd have to say "The best of Alan Partridge quotes." "The temperature inside this apple turnover is 1000 degrees, if I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will burst out.could go your way, could go mine. 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