Well, it's a matter of life after death. That's one plus two plus *one* plus one. Wadsworth Why has the car stopped? Anyone else want a whiskey? [opens door suddenly and sees this] Maybe there is life after death. Colonel Mustard : If I were him, I'd be suspicious already! Wadsworth That must be it! Why would anyone want to kill him twice? Miss Scarlet seized the opportunity, and under cover of darkness, got to the library, where she hit the cop whom she'd been bribing on the head with the lead pipe. [Wadsworth has just returned inside after throwing the key to the cupboard away] : What about that motorist? : He was. I hardly think it will enhance your reputation at the U.N. Professor Plum : I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to hime when he died, but, he was found dead at home. The Chief Wadsworth Miss Scarlet Professor Plum : But, he was your second husband. Wadsworth The game begins, with a detective being invited to a cruise by Ian Masque. I'm afraid those are the negatives to which Colonel Mustard earlier referred. Wadsworth : Certainly not! : Mr. Green Miss Scarlet Cop So it is true! : : : We'll all go to the chair. I'm not. Oh my God! If that's when the cook was killed, how did he do it? : Mr. Green WADSWORTH'S CAR--TWILIGHT -- 1 WADSWORTH's car travels through the wind of an oncoming storm. : Wadsworth Mrs. Peacock Original transcription by: Jack Witzig Plain Text Version The opening credits appear over a sky, growing stormy. Well, come on then, who's your husband? : : How can we throw him outside in this weather? I didn't realize you and the Professor were acquainted., Plum: I'm hoping she'll return the favor one day. Who would wanna kill the cook? : , The car engine stops], [Wadsworth has just returned inside after throwing the key to the cupboard away], [Suddenly becoming mysteriously flirtatious], [next to Miss Scarlet in the rain, with backs to the door], [dropped a spoon, spilling soup onto Miss Scarlet], [Walking about the room, collecting all of the weapons], [Expressively; Mrs. Peacock is waving her hand rapidly back and forth, lightly hitting Mrs. White's chest accidentally. Are you afraid of silence, Mrs. Peacock? Wadsworth Director Dannie Stiles and Buckhannon Community Theatre seek actors an I said, "if". : Let me show you. Wadsworth: Miss Scarlet. Never mind about the key, unlock the door! Miss Scarlet Colonel Mustard Mrs. Peacock Professor Plum Mrs. White Mr. Green START: Plum: I say we eat it while it's. START: Plum: I say we eat it while it's. Clue: On Stage Miss Scarlet Colonel Mustard Mrs. Peacock Professor Plum Mrs. White Mr. Green See more scenes from Jonathan Lynn Hunter Foster Sandy Rustin Eric Price Overview Text Videos No, I'm a plant. *You* killed the cook. : Professor Plum Hm, I prefer Kipling, myself. Colonel Mustard "We"? If I was the killer, I would kill you next. Wadsworth Mrs. White Miss Scarlet : We didn't know we were meeting you tonight. Professor Plum : Professor Plum, and Miss Scarlet, I didn't realize you were acquainted. : Well, I am willing to believe you. : Wadsworth He couldn't have been dead. Wadsworth Professor Plum Mr. Green [Everyone agrees. Miss Scarlet Mr. Green Miss Scarlet Oh no, nobody can get into that position. : Colonel Mustard : Excuse me. What then is the objective from a player's perspective? : Sitting here, at dinner, Mrs. Peacock told us she was eating one of her favorite recipes. : Part 1 of 19, of a playthrough of Clue Chronicles: Fatal Illusion. But that does not make me a murderer! Like all members of the oldest profession, I'm a capitalist. If I were him, I'd be suspicious already! Miss Scarlet [looks in an envelope] Mr. Boddy Colonel Mustard Mrs. Peacock SCARLET (GC5WCDM) was created by VA2ALF on 5/27/2015. PLEASE! Professor Plum Why? Miss Scarlet He didn't actually seem to like me very much; he had threatened to kill me in public. Oh, please. [on other side of locked door] Wadsworth You say you are used to being a hostess as part of your husband's work? : Yes-What? Ladies and gentlemen, the police will be here in about forty-five minutes. [referring to Mr. Boddy] Mrs. White [Mrs. Peacock's leaf hat falls off as she gets frustrated with it]. Where are you going this time? But seriously, I don't see what's so terrible about Colonel Mustard visiting a house of ill fame. : : Miss Scarlet : Oh, I'm being blackmailed all right, but I did what I'm being blackmailed for. Colonel Mustard [to the motorist] Miss Scarlet. Mrs. Peacock : Your work has not changed, but you don't practice medicine at the U.N.; his license to practice has been lifted, correct? Wadsworth Well, it just seems to me that you are. {blocking} The bridge is washed out from the rain. Ha! [Wadsworth takes Mrs. White by the hand from the Conservatory and up the stairs]. Mrs. White We're no closer to solving our murder mysteries or unearthing the evidence against us. Wadsworth Professor Plum I didn't kill him. Miss Scarlet Well, you tell him it's not true. Get your mitts off me. I enjoy getting presents from strange men. Armageddon is almost upon us. Company Credits : So, how did you know Colonel Mustard works in Washington? Oh, how do you know what kind of pictures they are if you're such a lay-dee? Too late! : Miss Scarlet LET US IN! In Ending A, she is unmasked as the murderer, while in Ending C, she is simply revealed to have . : Go away. Clue: On Stage Audition Monologues The following monologues do not have to be memorized, but please familiarize yourself with them. CLUE: ON STAGE Audition Sides Select, prepare and perform appropriate monologue(s) from the following. [admittedly] Colonel Mustard Description The Femme Fatale Beautiful. Great. : What did he do? : : Miss Scarlet Have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven? Colonel Mustard Miss Scarlet is one of the more ruthless characters to appear in Clue, which is what makes her fierce intelligence all the more intimidating. What did you do? Well, he did. : : Miss Scarlet Mrs. White : Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage! How do you know who I am? : I see! : : Makes quite a difference to him. : Miss Scarlet : What sort of pictures are they? , And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C. Wadsworth Would you like to see these, Yvette, they might shock you. : Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests? : "Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die.". Colonel Mustard Mrs. Peacock I'm afraid you gave yourself away. : : Who's we? Mrs. White reacts with a startled look] I, too, am being blackmailed for something I didn't do. : Putting it in my pocket. Professor Plum Miss Scarlet Mrs. White Cop Colonel Mustard : He won't be driving home, officer, I promise you that! You know what doctors aren't allowed to do with their lady patients? He was deranged. Don't you think we should get that man out of the house before he finds out what's been going on here! Was it Miss Scarlett, in the Study, with the Candlestick? : At least I thought he was, but what difference does it make now? Mr. Green Well, it's got to be put somewhere. No, it's not true. : : Miss Scarlet Mrs. Peacock Your first husband also disappeared. LET US OUT! Mrs. White You ain't just whistlin' Dixie. : Miss Scarlet : : I didnt realize you and the professor were acquainted. Alright, I'll just [Unsteadily pours whiskey between three glasses, heavily spilling it on the table in the process]. That means you can open it whenever you want. Mrs. Peacock We're not. : : : Oh, you don't expect us to believe that, do you? : : : WADSWORTH - please prepare both selections [Mr. Boddy walks into the hall, grabs the bag, returns and places the bag on the table, opening it]. It's my defense mechanism. Miss Scarlet : Good evening. There are no more bullets left in that gun. : : Ever the mover and shaker in the Clue plot, Miss Scarlet runs "a specialized hotel and a telephone service which provide gentlemen with the company of a young lady for a short while" but her real business is secrets. True or false? Wadsworth There is nothing wrong with that! Not if it's publicly declared, perhaps. Ha! 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